Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with JergensĪnd I'm jerkin but this whole bag of viagra isn't workingĪnd every single person is a slim shady lurkin I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting It's funny cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at allĪnd whether you like to admit it I just shit itīetter than ninety percent of you rappers out can The only difference is I got the balls to say it Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room I'm like a head trip to listen to cause I'm only givin you Who dress like me walk talk and act like meĪnd just might be the next best thing but not quite me Who cuss like me who just don't give a fuck like me I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee-heeĪnd show the whole world how you gave eminem vd So I can sit next to carson daly and fred durstĪnd hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Shit christina aguilera better switch me chairs So you can sit me here next to britney spears Why so you guys could just lie to get me here Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand meīut slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records So won't the real slim shady please stand up 'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shadyĪll you other slim shadys are just imitating Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope Who cut other people open like cantaloupesīut if we can hump dead animals and antelopes We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals They got the discovery channel don't they Of course they gonna know what intercourse is My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lipsĪnd if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kissĪnd that's the message that we deliver to little kidsĪnd expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
#Real slim shady album version tv
Sometimes I wanna get on tv and just let loose but can'tīut it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseīut no worse than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms Look at him walkin around grabbin his you know whatįlippin the you know who yeah but he's so cute though He didn't just say what I think he did did heĭr dre's dead he's locked in my basement （ha ha） It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding They first were divorce throwin her over furniture （ah） Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the doorĪnd started whoopin her ass worse than before Y'all act like you never seen a white person before I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up
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